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Dear stomach,

The reason we're on a fancy, schmanzy wheat-free fun-free diet is so you don't kick off and make the rest of the body feel like complete shite

Comprenez?

Fu-cking hell...

Forgot to mention that I watched Bodysnatchers last night. No, not the film, the recent BBC series on parasites...

I have never seen anything so horrifyingly fascinating. Ever. It's almost enough to make me want to retrain as a parasitologist... I don't think I could get past the instinctive "Oh my God, no!" reaction though. *scratches*

Saying that, I, along with most of the UK population, will probably be heading off to the docs to get a blood test, the cat is never licking me again and steak will be well done until the horror wears off.